Insane in the Membrane!

If you’re reading this then its because

1. you find the topic interesting,

2. your into fucked up things or

3. you stumbled on to this site and said “what the fuck?”.

Whatever reason you may have thats cool. Now this site is dedicated to all things weird, cruel, cool and fucked up. Did I just say fucked up? YES I DID SAY FUCKED UP! hahahahaha!!! Well enough of the bullshit introductions lets get down to business shall we?

Anybody here does drugs? Anybody here thinks life is cruel? Anybody here drinks wayy too much to the point you start puking your guts off and start doing dumb ass things? Well thats what insane in the membrane is all about.

Our first story entitled

“Love makes you do stupid ass things”

This story is soo cliche because obviously it talks about a guy who’se in love with a girl who unfortunately doesn’t share the same feelings the guy does. It all started when both emo boy met complicated girl at work. They were both newbies and were in training. They would hang out, take breaks together and eventually got  close.

That’s when emo boy started having feelings for complicated girl. Now what the fuck do you think happened next? Well obviously emo boy started asking complicated girl if she wanted to hang out outside the office and blah blah blah. I forgot to mention that since they were both in training their other team mates were wondering “whats up”. As if shit like that aint obvious in the work place. So moving forward emo boy thought he had a chance with complicated girl since she was entertaining the poor bastard low and behold that complicated girl still had the hots for her ex and for another training buddy. Emo boy got soo furious and started slashing his damn wrists and arms.

Moral of the fucking story? WE ALL HEARD THIS SHIT BEFORE! one way or another it’s all DRAMA DRAMA AND MORE FUCKING DRAMA! I mean c’mon as if his life was soo shitty. Everybody goes thru shit! Thats how life is. It dont matter how many times you fall but how many times you stand up and take the hit! Life is a beat yo ass motherfucker and it will continue to challenge you to the point you think you’ve hit rock bottom. Now if you think slashing your wrists is a way to release emotional pain your having then damn it just get a motherfucking gun and blast your punk ass away. Now lets see how tough emo boy really is.

If I were in this fucking situation I’d go to the nearest bar, get fucking drunk and find a hot bitch who I can fuck all night long. Now that’s livin! People forget that evrybody has choices in dealing with their own shit. In a positive note charge it to experience and move. I swear I know why these EMO people are called emo. Their all DRAMA and emotionally charged. I have nothing against the emo peeps. JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Hope you liked this fucked up stories and I promise you more fucked up ones to come. So till then grab a beer, fuck a hot bitch and live life to the fullest fuckers!

Welcome to the Adventures of J the Gasolineboy

Hi I’m Jay… and Welcome to my Site the Adventures of J the Gasolineboy this blog site is a project and is a member of the BackPackers Crew of the QuickStop Project which is spearheaded by the Blog NINJA… Jaren Along With Spartan of AK1-Bionicbooger.

This Site is a repository of my adventures and misadventures in our BLACK OPS along with the BackPackers Crew, the Delta Force, the HighRollers, and the Sith Lords…

PARTY TIME IS PARTY TIME… now I’ve been out of the game for a long time, NOW IS THE TIME TO REGAIN THE THRONE!! IT’S time to shine SITH LORDS!!!!

AS Jaren would say “being called an “ass” is an honor.. and fucking yes.. “WHO GIVES A SHIT!!””

AS DARTH PAO would say “work work to earn and come RD PARTY TIME AND PUSSY TIME!!!!”

and my dude Spartan would say “shit,,, time to unlearn what i’ve learned during the days with my ex”

hahah I know it’s fuckin’ irrelevant but it’s cool we are fuckin drunk while were doing this site… WHO GIVES A SHIT!!! hahaha

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